I'm almost afraid to put it in writing.
I'm almost afraid to put it in writing, but if I don't put it in writing, then I'll have to climb on to the roof of my house and shout it as loud as I can and I don't want to have to do that because it's raining and the roof is slippery and I'm not particularly adventurous. So here it is, in writing:
Bud slept nine hours last night.
He slept ten hours the night before.
This is huge.